Child's Play: A game of special attacks

Have you ever played pretend with a child and they just start making up reasons why you aren’t allowed to win because of all the secret skills they suddenly have? This is that game.

Using the card game "War" as a base, embody a child trying to "beat" someone at a game of pretend or an anime villain playing increasingly obscure special attacks they will never mention in the series ever again.

Share any homebrew rules you've enjoyed playing with the comments, I'd love to hear how your own games go!

The entirety of the game instructions can be seen in the attached screenshot, the download is just a pdf version of those instructions.